Chau Buenos Aires

Chau Bella, you've been more than hospitable these last three months. I could go on for hours on all of your great things but I think it will be more humorous if I focus on the things that have made you unique:

I will miss your stuck up women, especially the 6s and below who think they're physically beautiful just because they're Argentine.

I will miss the occasional cigarette below a non-smoking sign at a bar.

I will miss the stories of crazy nights that led to someone being robbed.

I will miss how Two and a Half Men is the most popular TV show.

I will miss the 12:30AM start to Sharks games.

I will miss racially selective bouncers at all clubs.

I will miss the wooden cars of the Subte's Linea A.

I will miss mosquitoes biting into my tasty flesh.

I will miss the combination of boxed-wine and soda water.SL