Do you have a girlfriend? Are you blind? Have you ever wondered: Is my girlfriend Chinese? Let me help.
Just answer a few easy questions.
Step 1. Don't We Look Cute?
Are you wearing the same shirt, sweater, jacket or hat? Have you ever?
Step 2. God Gave Me Three Arms For A Reason
When in public do you carry her purse, even the very girlie ones? (Any answer other than "Yeah, occasionally." or "No." is considered an affirmative response.)
Step 3. Like Being Chocked By A Weak Midget.
Does your girlfriend make you carry her on your back in public more than once a year?
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After months of careful mathematical, psychological and sociological studies my team of mathematicians and I have come up with the following results:
Answer in the affirmative to any one (1) question:
There's a 46% chance your girlfriend is Chinese.
Answer in the affirmative to any two (2) questions:
There's a 100% chance your girlfriend is Chinese.
Answer in the affirmative to all three (3) questions:
Your Chinese girlfriend is taking advantage of you.
Just answer a few easy questions.
Step 1. Don't We Look Cute?
Are you wearing the same shirt, sweater, jacket or hat? Have you ever?
Step 2. God Gave Me Three Arms For A Reason
When in public do you carry her purse, even the very girlie ones? (Any answer other than "Yeah, occasionally." or "No." is considered an affirmative response.)
Step 3. Like Being Chocked By A Weak Midget.
Does your girlfriend make you carry her on your back in public more than once a year?
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After months of careful mathematical, psychological and sociological studies my team of mathematicians and I have come up with the following results:
Answer in the affirmative to any one (1) question:
There's a 46% chance your girlfriend is Chinese.
Answer in the affirmative to any two (2) questions:
There's a 100% chance your girlfriend is Chinese.
Answer in the affirmative to all three (3) questions:
Your Chinese girlfriend is taking advantage of you.
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